Word life son... I must have really upset someone in my recent past. This weekend sucked monkey bizzalls. First my left brake light went out, then my right parking light. Admittedly the brake light had been out for about 3 weeks now but I digress...
OK, seriously, what do you want from me people? We're in a recession man!
So anyway, on Saturday night I was getting into my car and noticed that somehow my middle brake light was knocked out. I mean there was no red plastic cover or anything and the light was dangingly precariously inside the little hole.
Talked out p-ed off to the height of p-tivity? Man I could have Mike Tysoned somebody.
So I took it to get it fixed and say it with me people: 3 hundred and 50 muhfreakin dollars!!!! Did I mention that we are in a RECESSION?????
So getting to the topic of the post, I am must have done something awfully horrible to someone. Hey you, yeah you that I have so horribly wronged. I'm sorry Charlie Murphy! I'm sorry please take your backwoods, Creole voodoo off of me now. Mybad home skillet, my bad.
Next week's gotta be better or I'm packing my ish and googling "convents" on the Eastern seaboard.
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