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Well... we haven't gotten into my dating life as of yet but I think its abundantly obvious that I am single (see the title, you dolt!). Yes: fabulous, accomplished and fly but... still single in spite of all this raging fabulosity. (*Sings " I don;t think ya ready for this jelly..)
Anywho. I've been thinking I am sick of the roster. You know, the roster. It consists of the dudes that can't or won't make the crossover journey to BF. You remain in the gray area when it comes to defining your Somethingship. He's the guy you go to the movies with or calls you up a few times a week to check on you. He sends you lots of text messages peppered with lame-o smiley faces. These are the dudes that comprise the roster. If you could melt them all down like crayons you could make the perfect man. But alas my friends dating is so much more complicated than an elementary school art project.
So I think that I am going to disband the roster and sell off the members of my team (read: stop taking their calls/texts). I think I need to start anew because hey if none of them have crossed over to the motherland then just how beneficial are they anyway?
What sayeth ye?
Anywho. I've been thinking I am sick of the roster. You know, the roster. It consists of the dudes that can't or won't make the crossover journey to BF. You remain in the gray area when it comes to defining your Somethingship. He's the guy you go to the movies with or calls you up a few times a week to check on you. He sends you lots of text messages peppered with lame-o smiley faces. These are the dudes that comprise the roster. If you could melt them all down like crayons you could make the perfect man. But alas my friends dating is so much more complicated than an elementary school art project.
So I think that I am going to disband the roster and sell off the members of my team (read: stop taking their calls/texts). I think I need to start anew because hey if none of them have crossed over to the motherland then just how beneficial are they anyway?
What sayeth ye?
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I feel ya on this one. I did some housecleaning of myself this weekend. At some point you just have to admit that enough is enough and make some changes. Life is too short to keep putting up with BS.
I know RIGHT! Life is entirely too short and you my dear are entirely too fly! Now go get em tiger!
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