In-uh-pro-pree-et

Ok first let me say two posts back to back! Yeah for me! ) I still have not figured out how the good folks of the innanet stay employed while blogging, reading and responding all day.) N-T way, the topic for today is appropriate mates. I have created a very basic bucket list for gals like me.



1. Readiness. Run away from any 30+ y.o. dude still hanging out erry other night at a different club, lounge, gathering, etc... This dude is not ready to settle down and play the Ken to your brown Barbie much less settle down and make a lil Skipper (oh shut up, yes I know thats her lil sister but work with me). This dude is the downfall of all IBMs.



2. Gainfully Employed: He does not have to be next in line as the CEO for SAS Institute but shizam Scooby, he gotsa have a decent job with benefits. Your level of bougie-fied scrutinizaton of his long term earning potential is up to you.


3. Single. For the last time people, "I am leaving her, I swear!" are not the words of a single man. Even if he's separated, guess what? HE'S NOT SINGLE! If he dies, his wife gets everything, including the rights to his last name and the aforementioned benefits. Here's a tip ladies: Most single, Black men are Hongry (that is not a typo), lonely and tired of being single. If you feed them, speak with a modicum of interest and are able to be quiet during the game. You my friend can get out of the game too.